"A great man and leader of Townsville's last words to me were "I did my duty to queen and country, that's all that matters now. I'll be going to that great pickle jar in the sky soon.
"" Sara Bellum, the city's current mayor, said.
"Of course by then, the Mayor had gone senile and his mind had spilled away like the liquid in a shattered jar of dill pickles," the Mayor's ex-secretary reflected silently.
The former Mayor of Townsville, a tiny, monocled man who had been mayor so long that no one quite remembered his name, had died only three days before,
having choked to death on his favorite snack. The irony was not lost on Ms. Bellum, who had been the Mayor's secretary for over ten years, until he had retired at the age of seventy.
He likely would have survived, had someone been there to administer the Heimlich maneuver. His hysterical wife had found him in front the refrigerator after coming home from a spa treatment.
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