If someone had a tattoo on their chest saying, "I may kill you" would you still be their friend? This may come as a surprise, I have that tattoo, and some of you reading this are already my friend.
Ive been around for centuries and people still want to be my buddy, even though, eventually, I murder them. See, at first I'm cool.
We hang out here, relax at a hookah bar there, then at some point, you WANT me and you CRAVE my company. That's when i know it's time to kill you. This is where it gets fun.
I do it in secret, and while you're not paying attention. The human body is so....delicate.
I infect his stomach, I poison her cervix, and I will destroy your bladder, lungs, and eventual LIFE. Then after all that, I'll smile in your face every morning.
What's my name? Dear God I have so many, but for now, just look out for my tattoo across my chest. It says, "Warning: May cause cancer."