When my co-stars came up to me at our break, I certainly didn’t expect them to come up and smother me with hugs, let alone ask me to be their daughter. Mmmmmhm. They wanted to adopt me.
“ Jesus Christ, you serious?” I asked, utterly and totally amazed by this request. Tom nodded energetically as Benedict got me in headlock and messed up my hair.
“Oi, piss off” I muttered while furiously patting at my head in some fruitless attempt at making my hair look remotely presentable.
“ So, what do you think” Benedict chuckled as he viewed my antics with a loving smile on his face. ‘Well... I mean... sure!” I said.
“Really?” Tom squealed, before clearing his throat and trying again. “ Of course. I’ve never had parents before. Could be fun,”. Both men pulled me into another bone-crush hug. “Jesus fuck.
Guys, I can’t breathe!” I croaked, struggling to release myself from the brutal punishment that was cuddles from the Hiddleston and Cumberbatch duo.
“Ok, so we’re gonna ditch filming so we can go and sign some papers and then talk to some more papers” Tom explained. “Hold it hold it hold it!” I said, holding my hands in the air.
“What! What’s wrong?” Benedict asked, looking worried. I turned to Tom.
“Talk to some more papers? Do you normally strike up conversation with notebooks and the like?” I demanded, trying to keep a straight face. Tom blushed and gave me the finger. “I take that back.
We’re not going to adopt you after all” He retorted and stuck his tongue out at me. Wow. Mature Hiddleston. But, instead of killing him, I decided to break down in fake tears.
“OHMYGOD OHMYGOD I’m so sorry darling. Don’t cry. You will be our daughter, I swear” Tom apologized. He rushed over to me and cradled me in his arms, smooshing my face up against his chest.
I changed my sobs into giggles and shot Benedict a look while Tom hugged me. He realized that I was fucking around with him and dropped his arms. “You’re an utter twat, kid” he sulked.
“Love you too” I sang as I skipped off to Benedict, grabbed his hand and started to drag him off to the car.
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