While walking to the store I was approached by a man wearing a racist depiction of a Japanese man on his shirt.
The man starred at me while holding his limited edition copy of The Bible and said something to which is inconceivable to human ears if you are older than 47.
After uttering these words to me I read aloud my grocery list in a very loud voice,
in response he walked into the street and was hit by an oncoming Ford Fusion with a Star Wars bumper sticker next to a tag which read something about his kid.
The man jumped out of the car and then got back in and drove off and masturbated 157 times.