So a classroom teacher was giving candy to all the students. While doing this she was having them all guess what flavor the candy was.
After giving the first piece to the whole class she asks the class what flavor it was. They all said grape
The next flavor was guessed to be orange and the flavor after that cherry.
She gives out a final piece of candy to all the students. but no one can guess what flavor it is.
The flavor being Honey she gives the class a hint "It's what your mommy sometimes calls your daddy"
After thinking for a bit the boy in the back screams "Spit it out, it's asshole"
Edit: Wow front page, swanky. But honestly, this was a joke my grandma told me she had heard it from her dad when she was a little girl. so it is an older joke.
Another one she used to tell me was "Guess who I saw at the car wash? Oprah, she was washing her bare couter" I didn't get that one when I was a kid... I miss my grandma.
Thanks for the karma guys. BONUS: Here is a pic of her and my father who passed away in 2012. http://imgur.com/a/R1m6C