and says "He dumped me, I guess I'll never have sex with a boy again". Her mother asks the girl to follow her to the bathroom.
From a hidden cupboard, she pulls out a pink dildo and gives it to her.
The girl angrily says "A dildo? I have to use a stupid toy to please me?"
"Its a magic dildo dear," says her mom calmly "just say the words 'Great Magic Dildo' followed by where you want it to please you and it will do the job."
So the girl goes to her house and says "Great Magic Dildo vagina.
" The dildo immediately goes flying to her pussy, tears her underwear and rapidly penetrates her pussy, exciting her like no man has. It makes her cum harder than ever before.
The girl is very pleased and tired. She lies down on the floor holding the dildo in awe when her ex-boyfriend comes barging in and says "Hey listen, I want to talk to yo-*what* are you holding??"
"Its a Great Magic Dildo."
Laughing, he says "Yeah great magic dildo my ass."