It had been roughly five years since the Battle of Hogwarts, he supposed.
Five straight years of having a singular teacher in a position that had previously been jinxed by ol’ Moldy Voldy himself was apparently a
too long for the old poof in the D.A.D.A .chair. He just
to spoil Peevesy’s fun by taking a year off for “research”; it was too bad, really, because Peeves loved to mess around in that old codger’s office.
It was especially fun when said codger would throw hex after curse at him and try to keep him out with varying kinds of wards, only to find that nothing worked.
He was almost going to miss the coot.
On the upside of it all, there
be a fresh face on the teacher’s table to torment this year. Screams and tears of frustration were the best coming out of the mouths of babes.
According to Sir Desperately-Wishes-He-Was-Headless Nicky, the substitute would be arriving sometime tomorrow,
which gave ample time for Peevesy to plant something fun in the unoccupied office and brew various kinds of plans for every vague personality type a D.A.D.A. teacher could have.
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