I was working one time, I don't remember how long ago, and a couple of people come over to my till to get their tickets.
It's winter and the man's wearing a beanie and the woman is dressed pretty non-descript.
Anyway, the pair of them ask for tickets to see some film rated 18. And the man looks, to me, maybe 16 at a push, and the woman looks much older.
So I'm assuming she's just some Mum trying to sneak her kid into an 18 rated film (get it a lot). So I ask the guy for ID and he chuckles and asks me 'Are you serious?'
I say, 'Yessir, this films an 18 and you don't look a day over 16.'
At this point the pair of them are laughing, and I'm stood there wondering why they won't go away, and the guy says, 'I'm in my forties, I haven't been asked for ID in twenty years.
' And removes his hat.
BIG FUCKING BALD PATCH.
Suddenly, the man looks far older. Needless to say he bought a beer with his popcorn.
Ended up chatting for a while (it was a slow night) and apparently the man had to do the same thing once buying cigarettes.
I told him to have some manners and take his hat off indoors and they both just laughed and watched their movie.
Probably the nicest customers I've ever had.