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annalou
annalou Will send a fully armed battalion :)
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Based on the duck song

Ducks

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand

"Hey! Got any grapes?"

The man said

"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home-made. Can I get you glass?"

The duck said,

"I'll pass".

Then he waddled away.

'Til the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! Got any grapes?"

The man said,

"No, like I said yesterday we just sell lemonade OK? why not give it a try?"

The duck said,

"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.

'Til the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! Got any grapes?"

The man said,

"Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?"

The duck said,

"How 'bout, no."

Then he waddled away

'Til the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! Got any grapes?"

The man said,

"THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck, so don't get to close!"

The duck said,

"Adios."

Then he waddled away.

'Til the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand,

"Hey! got any glue?"

"What"

"Got any glue?"

"No, why would I- oh!"

And one more question for you;

"Got any grapes?"

And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while.

He said,

"Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore."

So they walked to the storend the man bought some grapes.

He gave one to the duck and the duck said,

"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?

It would make my day.

Do you think this store has any lemonade?"

Then he waddled away.

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