Alec: Because I am not your bitch
Jace: Well, I'm not kissing the mundane. I'd rather stay down here and rot.
Clary: I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning.
Simon: Are you alright? Your eyes are crossing.
Magnus: Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.
Raphael: You should never wear that hat again.
Sebastian: If I cannot move Heaven, then I shall raise Hell.