I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed suprised.
My boss told me to have a good day. So i went home.
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. then it hit me.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. and a chair.
As i suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. the plot thickens.
I know lots of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work