Life is short, smile while you still have teeth
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it
God created the world..everything else is made in China
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
If people are talking behind your back, just fart
I don't know, guys..just for laughs..how many of these have you heard?