I don't know....just..slap me XD
1.) How do billboards talk? Sign language!
2.)When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
3.)What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain
4.)What's brown and sticky? A stick.
5.)An Italian chef has died.....he pasta way.
6.)What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
7.)What do you call a man that irons clothes? Iron Man!
8.)How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Yeah...corny b/c why not? For kids I guess.