A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili...
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andydasyaandyCommunity member
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The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl". He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?" This is one of the most hilarious jokes I've ever read LOL
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A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili...

by ClutchingMyTinkle

The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".

He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"

The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something.

He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".

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darklylovedCommabassadorDelicately Chaotic
5 months agoReply
@everyman It seems like something you would do though lol

everymanI am all of you. I am Everyman
5 months agoReply
@darklyloved OMG I loves this lmfaoo

darklylovedCommabassadorDelicately Chaotic
5 months agoReply
@everyman This is hilarious yet distgusting lol XD must read