Eda: *driving King and Luz* So how was your day? King: We almost got surprise adopted! Eda: What? Luz: We almost got kidnapped. Eda: Oh, okay. Eda: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Luz: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Willow: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Luz: Yes! Amity: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Mrs Blight: I wish you liked more girly things. Amity: *starts liking girls* Mrs Blight: Thats not what I meant…
Willow: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Luz: Have everyone stand. Gus: Bring three more chairs! Amity: The most important ones can sit down. King: Kill three.
Eda: *standing with her back turned* I’ve been expecting you, Lilith. Lilith: How did you do that without turning around? Eda: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Luz: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Amity: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Luz: But you’re always acting stupid? Amity: ... Amity: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Luz: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Eda: *drinking toast* Why do you say that?
Lilith: Nothing in life is free. Amity: Love is free. King: Adventure is free. Luz: Knowledge is free. Eda: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Luz: That looks heavy, let me hold that. Amity: Luz, that's just my hand. Luz: Do you want me to let go? Amity: *blushing* ...I didn’t say that.
Emira: *gently taps table* Edric: *taps back* Luz: What are they doing? Amity: *sighs* Morse code Emira: *Aggressively slaps table* Edric: *slams hand down* yOU TAKE THAT BACK—
Amity: I like this girl, and I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for a few months. No response. Luz: Wow. She sounds stupid! Amity: But she’s not. She’s really smart, actually. She’s just... dense. Luz: Maybe you need to be more obvious. Like, just go right out and tell her, “Hey! I love you!”
Amity: I guess you’re right. Amity: Hey, Luz, I love you. Luz: Yeah, just like that. Amity: Amity: Are you kidding-