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alyssastuff Is the impossible ever possible?
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Pick up lines!!!

Pick up lines.

So here are some pick up lines..... Some might get you slapped. Heheh......

Are you Google? Because your everything I have been searching for.

Do you like sleeping? No way me too! We should do it together sometime.

If I could rate you 1 out of 10 I would give you a 9. Because I am the 1 you need

Hey I lost my phone number, can you give me yours?

Can you hold something for me? My hand.

Can I walk you home? Because my mom always tells me to follow my dream.

I am here. What are your other two wishes.

Do you believe in live at first sight? Or should I walk in again

Do you like math? Me too, but the only number I care about is yours.

Do you like BLACKPINK? Because I would never kill this love we have between us.

Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.

Something is wrong with my eyes. I just can't take them off you.

Are you a booger. Because I pick you.

Are you diarrhea? Because my live for you is explosive.

I am writing a book on the finer things in life. I was wondering if I could interview you?

I would say God bless you. But it looks like he already did.

Ok that is all!!!!! I hope you enjoyed!!! :-) Have a great day!!!! Love you all!!! Stay hydrated!!! DRINK WATER, POOPS! Bye, AlyssaStuff

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