POLITICAL AND SOCIAL CONSCIENCE
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alexandre
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So, you thought you had Political and Social conscience...

POLITICAL AND SOCIAL CONSCIENCE

Our leaders, our rulers, our representatives, our governments fucked up so bad that they managed to compromise not only our futures, not only the futures of our children, not only the futures of the children of our children, but our presents.

And that’s something! They just don’t fuck up the past because they haven’t a time-machine to go back... yet. So, basically, what’s really going on in the world is quite simple: we, common mortals, are completely fucked.

But now, our beloved leaders, rulers, representatives and governments, are all talking about sacrifices to fight this crisis which they created in the first place and where we all are in (by “we”, I mean the poor bastards that in the Middle Ages were referred to as peasants... or human garbage.

Nowadays we are called citizens... or scumbags). Yes, our dearly loved mentors want sacrifices. And the people are pissed. The people are pissed the fuck off with this. The people don’t want sacrifices. The people are tired of being fucked up their asses so hard that they can barely walk, let alone sit.

The people can’t hear about sacrifices anymore. Well, I think the people are a bunch of selfish morons, a horde of ungrateful irrational beasts without the slightest clue of the problems that are polluting the globe. I’m not one of them. I understand sacrifices. I am for sacrifices. And there’re a few of us who even love sacrifices. But in my case, I have a distorted conscience, and I’m too coward to do what it takes.

Yes, I admit it. Unfortunately, I’m not crazy enough to do it. And I’m not talking about any sacrifice anybody could do. Like starving. And go to work (the ones lucky enough to have a job) every fucking day earning the least, the minimum wage, just to make someone richer than he already is.

Oh, no. I’m not talking about petty things like that. I’m talking about the ultimate sacrifice. The one that would prove that you are, in fact, a person with a deep political and social conscience. Someone who is an elated soul among the rest of the masses.

Let me tell you that if you never thought on buying a Kalashnikov and go to the Parliament and kill every single one of those motherfuckers, since left wings, right wings, democrats, liberals, conservatives, socialists, independents and all the others in between... you ARE NOT a person with deep political and social conscience.

If in your mind you never questioned the hypothesis of contacting Al-Qaeda and take a three-week course on how to do a bomb, and tie it around your body and then come back straight to your country, and go straight to the Parliament and just push the button... you ARE NOT a person with deep political and social conscience.

If you never imagined all those motherfuckers lined up against a wall and shot to death for crimes against Humanity... you ARE NOT a person with deep political and social conscience.

If you never sat on your couch, grinning stupidly at the TV, after having a few bears, listening to the bullshit coming out from the mouths of politicians – regardless affiliations, if any –, and thought “I could skin them motherfuckers... and put their heads on the wall next to the head of the lion granddad killed sixty years ago”... you ARE NOT a person with deep political and social conscience.

If you never conjectured on putting every single one of them, each at a time, in the same room with Hannibal Lector... you ARE NOT a person with deep political and social conscience.

If you never stood in front of your PC for hours researching for the most vicious tribe of cannibals on the planet, and then take the entire Parliament on a cruiser (with all expenses paid for, of course) and take those motherfuckers to that country and leave them all in the jungle... you ARE NOT a person with deep political and social conscience.

If you never had in your brain a vision of boarding all of those sons of bitches on a plane, and then throw them out in plain flight into a river full of crocodiles (put on a diet on purpose) in Australia... you ARE NOT a person with a deep political and social conscience. Africa would serve, too. We also have crocodiles there.

If you never thought of all the above, which as a whole turns out to be the ultimate sacrifice... you ARE NOT a person with deep political and social conscience. You’re just a sorry unhappy ugly piece of shit like myself.

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