By alanad Hope you like it!!
It was a sunny day. John was enjoying his coffee.
Who are you?
(Opens the door....)
Hey! James. Come in.
So How you doing?
I’m doing fine. Really Hungry.
So, didn’t your wife cooked you some food?
Umm! Actually, I made a cup of tea for her but.....
I added salt instead of sugar.
She cancelled my breakfast.
(Why is he so happy? His wife is a devil man....)
So what do you want?
I want to eat...
I know you’re gonna ask me. So what do you want?
I want an omelette.
But you’re a vegetarian right?
Yeah! So I want an eggless omelette.
(..........What a stupid idiot. I think he’s drunk.)
Okay then, A caramel creme brûlée without caramel but it should taste like caramel.
(.......I GIVE UP)
Leave it. Give me a cup of tea.
So your birthday is near. What are you planning to do?
I’ll do what makes me really happy.
Playing hide and seek of 1 player.
How is this to be played?
You have to find also and hide also.
(I’LL KILL YOU!! Okay Control John!!!)
You should go home now.
Oh yeah! I have to go somewhere else also.
To the cycle repair shop.
Why? Are you buying a new cycle?
No, No !! I want my cycle to be paddle free so that my legs won’t get tired. I should go and take it.
You should go now.....
I’ll never talk to him again....
Hey Guys! I hope it was good. I tried something new. I tried to make it as funny as possible. Thanks a lot for reading.