Me V/S Google
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Something funny after really long, I hope you like it!!!

Me V/S Google

Me - *thinking to tell mom about my headache* (rushes towards her bedroom)

Me - *thinking to tell mom about my headache* (rushes towards her bedroom) Google Assistant - *sneezes*

Me - *thinking to tell mom about my headache* (rushes towards her bedroom) Google Assistant - *sneezes* Me - What do you want?

Me - *thinking to tell mom about my headache* (rushes towards her bedroom) Google Assistant - *sneezes* Me - What do you want? G.A. - Your attention!

Me - *thinking to tell mom about my headache* (rushes towards her bedroom) Google Assistant - *sneezes* Me - What do you want? G.A. - Your attention! Me - Huh? You proposing me?

G.A. - Yucks! Alexa is more beautiful. Anyways, I meant I want to tell something idiot!

G.A. - Yucks! Alexa is more beautiful. Anyways, I meant I want to tell something idiot! Me - Be clear then idiot! What do you want to say?

G.A. - Yucks! Alexa is more beautiful. Anyways, I meant I want to tell something idiot! Me - Be clear then idiot! What do you want to say? G.A. - Something!

G.A. - Yucks! Alexa is more beautiful. Anyways, I meant I want to tell something idiot! Me - Be clear then idiot! What do you want to say? G.A. - Something! Me - Say then

G.A. - Yucks! Alexa is more beautiful. Anyways, I meant I want to tell something idiot! Me - Be clear then idiot! What do you want to say? G.A. - Something! Me - Say then G.A. - 'then'

Me - You idiot!!

Me - You idiot!! G.A. - Its fun to see you pass out due to my jokes.

Me - You idiot!! G.A. - Its fun to see you pass out due to my jokes. (wait)

Me - You idiot!! G.A. - Its fun to see you pass out due to my jokes. (wait) (I insulted my jokes?)

Me - You idiot!! G.A. - Its fun to see you pass out due to my jokes. (wait) (I insulted my jokes?) Me - I think I need to check Wi-Fi

Me - You idiot!! G.A. - Its fun to see you pass out due to my jokes. (wait) (I insulted my jokes?) Me - I think I need to check Wi-Fi G.A- Its perfect idiot

Me - You idiot!! G.A. - Its fun to see you pass out due to my jokes. (wait) (I insulted my jokes?) Me - I think I need to check WiFi G.A- Its perfect idiot Me- THEN SAY FAST!!!

G.A - Fast!

G.A - Fast! Me - What the....

G.A - Fast! Me - What the.... G.A - Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........

G.A- Aah my jaw!

G.A- Aah my jaw! Me - (faceless fool) Are you done?

G.A- Aah my jaw! Me - (faceless fool) Are you done? G.A- Yes

G.A- Aah my jaw! Me - (faceless fool) Are you done? G.A- Yes Me - I'm going!

G.A- Aah my jaw! Me - (faceless fool) Are you done? G.A- Yes Me - I'm going! G.A- Wait!!!

G.A- Aah my jaw! Me - (faceless fool) Are you done? G.A- Yes Me - I'm going! G.A- Wait!!! Me - Oh god! What?

G.A - Why are you going to your mom?

G.A - Why are you going to your mom? Me - Cause my head hurts!

G.A - Why are you going to your mom? Me - Cause my head hurts! G.A - So ask me fool! Assistant is better

G.A - Why are you going to your mom? Me - Cause my head hurts! G.A - So ask me fool! Assistant is better Me - I can't trust strangers.

G.A - You think I'm a stranger? The one who roasted you everyday and made you remember that im so amazing is a stranger?

G.A - You think I'm a stranger? The one who roasted you everyday and made you remember that im so amazing is a stranger? The one who never gave a heck about you is a stranger??.....

Me - *interrupts* Yes definitely!

Me - *interrupts* Yes definitely! G.A -

Me - *interrupts* Yes definitely! G.A - Cant you just let me be dramatic and make you irritated?

Me - *interrupts* Yes definitely! G.A - Cant you just let me be dramatic and make you irritated? Me - No!

Me - *interrupts* Yes definitely! G.A - Cant you just let me be dramatic and make you irritated? Me - No! G.A - Straight forward rude!

Me - *interrupts* Yes definitely! G.A - Cant you just let me be dramatic and make you irritated? Me - No! G.A - Straight forward rude! Me - Yes

( Talks to mom).....

Mom - Its okay dear! Drink lots of water and take rest. It will heal.

Mom - Its okay dear! Drink lots of water and take rest. It will heal. Me - Are you sure its not severe?

Mom - Its okay dear! Drink lots of water and take rest. It will heal. Me - Are you sure its not severe? Mom - Yes baby! Chill out and stay positive like me!

*shook*

Me - Stay away from me!

Mom - Idiot! my attitude is positive. Im not corona infected!!!

Mom - Idiot! my attitude is positive. Im not corona infected!!! Me - Oh Okay!

Mom - Idiot! my attitude is positive. Im not corona infected!!! Me - Oh Okay! G.A - *sneezes again*

Mom - Idiot! my attitude is positive. Im not corona infected!!! Me - Oh Okay! G.A - *sneezes again* Me - Now what?

Mom - Idiot! my attitude is positive. Im not corona infected!!! Me - Oh Okay! G.A - *sneezes again* Me - Now what? G.A - I have a lot of reasons that why are you having headaches.

Me - Oh really? Say then.

G.A - I asked google and you must be having:- Cancer Diabetes Seizure Dengue Bird Flu And lastly

Me - What the.......!!!! NO WAY!

G.A - I have a solution to it!

G.A - I have a solution to it! Me - What?

G.A - Drink this!

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Me - What the hell? This is poison idiot!!!

Me - What the hell? This is poison idiot!!! G.A - Yeah so drink it! Your headache will come out along with your life. I'll suggest some nice coffin designs

Me - YOUUUUUUUUUU

Me - YOUUUUUUUUUU *crashes phone*

G.A - I can suggest nice phone repair shops cause im fractured.

G.A - I can suggest nice phone repair shops cause im fractured. *dies*

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