Today is Friday the 13th and there is no school which is oddly lucky for friday the 13th- But here are ways friday the 13th could affect your day.
You could.... Get run over by a...car??? WHAT?
A piano could fall on your head.
You could get eaten by the Zoo lion. WAIT WERE GOING TO THE ZOO-
Sniped by an infamous ak47.
While you are talking about how today is friday the 13th an iron calendar could fall on your nose
An anvil could be thrown in your stomach.
While your walking on the sidewalk the air conditioner from a tall building could fall off and crush you.
YOU COULD BE HIT BY A BUS THAT YOUR EX IS DRIVING
Look at Greggo (@therealgregsta)