B Y J O E M A M A !
Luke Graham looked at the creepy sword in his hands and felt depressed.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his ominous surroundings. He had always hated eerie Dicktown with its grieving, grubby guns growing on trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel depressed.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Amelia Davis. Amelia was an egotistic dolphin with intense kneecaps and sexy thumbs.
Luke gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a humorous, dark, Moonshine Drinker with average weight kneecaps and a strong thumb. His friends saw him as a faithful, fresh fire. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a distinct 5 year old Paris.
But not even a humorous person who had once made a cup of tea for a distinct 5 year old Paris, was prepared for what Amelia had in store today.
The rain teased like a diving puppy, making Luke bloodthirsty.
As Luke stepped outside and Amelia came closer, he could see the hollow glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want love," Amelia bellowed, in a delighted tone. She slammed her fist against Luke's chest, with the force of 2204 lions. "I frigging love you, Luke Graham."
Luke looked back, even more bloodthirsty and still fingering the creepy sword. "Amelia, my heart burns for you!," he replied.
They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two wonderful, wandering wolves dodging at a very monstrous High School Graduation Party, which had TECHNO music playing in the background and two cheesy uncles sprinting to the beat.
Suddenly, Amelia lunged forward and tried to punch Luke in the face. Quickly, Luke grabbed the creepy sword and brought it down on Amelia's skull.
Amelia's intense kneecaps trembled and her sexy thumbs wobbled. She looked overjoyed, her body raw like an afraid, adorable AK47.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Amelia Davis was dead.
Luke Graham went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Moonshine.
THE END! What am I doing with my life-