1: Are you from tennessee? Because your the only Ten I See!
2: My love for you is diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
3: Are you a phone charger? Because I'm dying without you!
4: Crush: You can call me "Insert Crushes Name" You: And you can call me, Anytime!
5: Are you french? Because Eiffel for you!!
And the best one....
6: Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!