so i keep seeing these types of things everywhere and i thought it was the perfect time to bring out ~the quote book~
yeah me and my friends have a ~quote book~ where everytime we hear someone say something funny or stupid we write it down
we've had this since freshman year and we're seniors now
so enjoy some quotes from ~the quote book~ (i'll stick with quotes from senior year for now)
you guys make me wanna play in traffic
i'm in love with her but like not in a pedophile way
i've seen pride parades straighter than these lines
i do NOT give my fish adderall
(jumps on table) i have bronchitis
is this a horror film or a really weird sex tape?
(in russian accent) we don't have lettuce!
i wish i was a monarch...not the government kind, the butterfly kind
if i was in the kkk i would be like 'ooh i love this song!'
i don't care what kind of drugs you do, just don't be so high that you can't make the fucking taco (my boss lmao)
(boyfriend says something sweet to her) sIMP
what was that noise "the quarry" who's corey
god made incest...GOD'S FROM ALABAMA
are you saying you read santa claus fanfiction
bag my groceries you bitch
i have 274 words and i need 400 "when's it due" last wednesday
i hope she falls in the shower today
"i can see up your shirt" well does it look nice
i should've eaten you in the womb
who is that? im going to fight them "i think it's my mom" i'm going to fight your mom
don't make me come over there and kiss you!
I'M NOT SHOVING A SPONGE UP MY COOCHIE
hope you enjoyed lmao~ let me know if you guys want more bc i have plenty
YALL WHILE I WAS MAKING THIS JIMIN POSTED ON WEVERSE AND I GOT DISTRACTED
LOOK AT HIM
I MAY BE A LESBIAN BUT PARK JIMIN WHEW
AND LOOK AT WHAT HE RESPONDED TO SOMEONE
HE'S BEST BOY I LOVE HIM