funny quotes from a yoonmin fanfic i read 4
funny quotes from a yoonmin fanfic i read 4 fanfiction stories
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agust_dee
agust_dee 2nd account; main: @lynn03
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we back babyyy

funny quotes from a yoonmin fanfic i read 4

we back babyyy

ALSO this one is 2 fanfics in one because i literally got into the story too much and kept forgetting to write stuff down

the second one was a sequel so they're still like cOnNeCtEd

i'm not gonna tell which ones are from which though :p teehee oKAY ENJOY

i want my dick to be tumblr famous

i'd rather kiss a fucking cactus

no homo? not even a little?

all my life has been a buildup to meeting god and having him call me dude

i'd give my left testicle to find out

(person 1) i'm the beyonce of dog petting (person 2) you're a taylor swift at best

our broship is over

hey quick question. can you get food poisoning from swallowing lube? asking for a friend.

i'm not worthy of these jelly bellies

why can't you learn necromancy instead

can we play minecraft now?

(person 1) i bet you taste so good (person 2) probably. my yelp reviews have been decent.

(person 1) whatever you wanna do you should go for it (person 2) i want to strangle jin (person 1) except that

well, earlier we were talking about homelessness is seoul and the stigma surrounding it, and how that all correlates back to the failure of our mental health care system. now we're just talking about what's our favorite pokemon.

you gotta know this much about shakespeare to get in my pants

WE HAVE TWO TOASTERS BUT NO IRON??

i'll give you my firstborn

(person 1) who are we praying to? (person 2) idk satan? he seems like a pretty chill dude.

i think my dad might be that new zealand singer lorde

bastard tried to drink my almond milk

THE POWER OF LEE MINHO COMPELS YOU DEMON

(person 1) bury me at a dog park when i die (person 2) what if the dogs dig up your body by accident (person 1) then they can play with my bones

I HOPE A GIANT GUINEA PIG EATS YOU IN PERU

please don't turn my dog into a devil worshipper

i'd top the shit out of him

can we go back to talking about cactus balls?

i brought dishonor on my cow :(

putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present

i just opened a fortune cookie and there was nothing inside and i feel like it's a good metaphor for how i'm going nowhere in life

people like you are the reason we have middle fingers

i have no idea what any of those words are but it sounds dreadful

(person 1) i'm in love with you (person 2) typo?

BOTH ON WATTPAD: story 1: Snapchat (Yoonmin) story 2: Instagram (Yoonmin) both by: XxXMixedLuckXxX

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