funny quotes from a yoonmin fanfic i read
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hi and welcome to i couldn't sleep last night so i read a yoonmin fanfic and wrote down a bunch of funny quotes from it ENJOY

funny quotes from a yoonmin fanfic i read

hi and welcome to i couldn't sleep last night so i read a yoonmin fanfic and wrote down a bunch of funny quotes from it ENJOY

highkey slit my throat with your jawline i love you

i don't know you but highkey have my babies

(person 1): why do i need to contact a stranger (person 2): because he's good looking and you know how to take photos (person 1): sounds good to me

(person 1): stop being so cute omg (person 2): he's mine you rat

(person 1): HE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU HOW DID YOU GET THREATENED (person 2): I'm fragile

i'm not gay just caring

did you take this on a potato wth is this quality

he looks like a fuckboy what did you do to him

bitch you're like a ghost get some sun in you

hi please love me

(person 1): i'm daddy af (person 2): lmao sure. you're probably a bottom.

what the fuck you didn't bring me noodles...i'm moving out

i wish i had a boyfriend to sneakily take pictures of me with my shirt off

what does it look like i'm doing hoe i'm exposing you

(person 1): daddy 😫 (person 2): yes son

you just sexted me you little shit

free the knee

you want some fuck?

i didn't know i could get pregnant from a single picture

how to become a lollipop...fuck this isn't google

you'd be a cute tomato

okay you're the cutest have my children

i'm lowkey gay for you but don't tell my boyfriend

gotta zayn

get your daddy issues out of here

you probably have like every kink written in the book

nice to know that you're the bottomest bottom to ever bottom

we're just talking about bdsm no need to deactivate this is normal

can you not be perfect for like 0.00002 seconds you're making everyone self conscious

you live with him you limp noodle

(person 1): i wish i was born in the 90s (person 2): you were born in 1995...

we can spill tea like those moms at book club

i don't remember having a child but okay

no offense but i'm obsessed with you thicc lips

i have exciting news...i dropped out of college!

it's been 5 days and i'm still crying

i'm not an idiot you burnt toe

YES I'M BI YES I'M POLY AND DATING 2 GUYS YES I'M STILL A LEGEND THIS HAS BEEN A PSA

hallelujah the gay lord had risen

yes you uneducated piece of toast

i love your relationship more than i love steak

does this mean you guys have threesomes

the fanfic is on wattpad if you wanna read it lmao: instagram - yoonmin [ ✔️ ] by exactisms check out my wattpad while you're there ;) @_lynn_03_

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