funny quotes from a yoonmin fanfic i read 5

idk why the fics i keep reading are so SHORT but here's another one for you guys :)

(person 1) the names jimin! what's yours? (person 2) fuck off (person 1) nice to meet you fuck off!

i'll have you know that i am not a shit face! unless it's unicorn shit cause i'm quite majestic

so today i was driving home and a bird flew right into my windshield...i think the bird died...does that make me a murderer

(person 1) marry me?! (person 2) nah

please don't stalk me and kill me like you killed that poor innocent bird

(person 1) you really think i'm hot? (person 2) i believe the correct words were 'fucking hot'

(person 1) who said i liked guys? (person 2) you've proposed to me like 3 times

killed anymore birds lately?

oh nothing big i'm just marrying the love of my life that's all

wattpad: Always and Forever (yoonmin texting) by Gangie86 this went from cute to angsty and back to cute