funny quotes from a bts fanfic i read 2

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this one wasn't really a ship one but there are hints of yoonmin, taekook, and namjin ALSO it's PRETTY MATURE so don't read this if you're not comfortable it's kinda short sorry i'll try and do another one soon :)

idol in the streets, mother of six in the sheets

i will NOT participate in your erotic acts, not even if i'm dating you

i had a dream that namjoon was a wise, drunk centaur but he turned into a mermaid and tried to seduce me

you're so shitty, you should be called salt, because suga is a false advertisement

(person 1) i think im pretty straight as a matter of fact (person 2) like you weren't eyeing that cute guy at the coffee shop yesterday

the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine you fucking idiot

park jimin you fucked me in the ass how can i not be a dick boy

bitch stfu like you don't want iron man to lick ice cream off of your body

you've heard of spaghetti to forgetti your regretti, now get ready for...espresso for your stresso and depresso

(person 1) its not jhope now it's jhate (person 2) what happened now (person 1) i read a shrekmon fic

anyways; today i found out that i'm lactose intolerant... intolerant of all your shit

i told hoseok he looked like a grilled cat and he got mad at me

jimin will probably descend to hell considering how many dicks he's sucked

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGHT THIS FUCKIN MAGIKARP

(person 1) I WILL STICK A CACTUS UP UR ASS (person 2) kinks are for the bedroom, please

(person 1) you know what? duck this (person 2) quack quack lil bitch

(person 1) i fucking blew up the microwave (person 2) what's new?

wattpad: chatrooms | bts by: jinnism it says it's not finished but it hasn't been updated since 2017 so idk lol