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agust_dee
agust_dee ♡ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ♡ (@lynn03 spam)
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am i insane i think i'm insane

chicken strip

so the other day in the shower i had the brilliant idea of a chicken who works at a strip club named chicken strip

and for some reason i started making a parody of into the unknown based on this imaginary chicken

listen we don't question wtf my brain comes up with in the shower

it was like 11 o'clock at night and i was running on like 3 hours of sleep all day

also i have never actually seen frozen 2 i've literally only heard the entire song like twice

anygays

i now present to you

into the unknown: chicken strip edition

(bak bak baaaaaak~)

(bak bak baaaaaak~) (bak bak baaaaaaak~)

can you hear me?

can you hear me? okay sick

can you hear me? okay sick some cook their chickens

can you hear me? okay sick some cook their chickens while others don't

but there's one odd chick

but there's one odd chick in every batch of eggs

but there's one odd chick in every batch of eggs and this one can't

but there's one odd chick in every batch of eggs and this one can't stop spreading her legs oh no

but there's one odd chick in every batch of eggs and this one can't stop spreading her legs oh no (bak baaaaaak~)

oh no

oh no (bak baaaaak~)

but i've found my passion

but i've found my passion it's creepy old men

but i've found my passion it's creepy old men cause they'll pay to see what's

but i've found my passion it's creepy old men cause they'll pay to see what's inside

but i've found my passion it's creepy old men cause they'll pay to see what's inside this

but i've found my passion it's creepy old men cause they'll pay to see what's inside this egg~

a chicken calzoneeeeeee

a chicken calzoneeeeeee what's a calzoneeeeeee

a chicken calzoneeeeeee what's a calzoneeeeeee i don't know but it rhymes with unknownnnnnnn~

a chicken calzoneeeeeee what's a calzoneeeeeee i don't know but it rhymes with unknownnnnnnn~ (bak baaaaaak~)

thank you.

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