Mirror Mirror

King: “Mirror mirror, on the wall, Who’s the fairest of them all?”

King: “Mirror? Why have you yet to respond?” “What is taking you so long???”

Mirror: “You are the fairest of them all.” King: “Took you long enough, you call.”

Mirror: “You may be the fairest of them all, but certainly not the kindest.” King: “Why! You must be mindless!!!”

Mirror: “You are a cruel, dishonest, and toxic person who does nothing but make others feel horrible,” King: “What you speak of is dreadful!”

Mirror: “The fairest may be you, but the superior man is the kinder man.” And the kingdom has lived a happily ever after, since the day the king ran.