Jungkook: where is everyone gummy bear?
Yoongi: Don't call me that. They're at the mall.
Jungkook: Why didn't they tell me? I need new white shirts.
Yoongi: If you buy any more you'll drown in them you idiot.
Jungkook: it's not my fault I'm so muscley that nothing fits me anymore. *flexes muscles*
Yoongi: ok, sure. whatever makes you feel better about yourself I guess. *thump*
Jungkook: what was that?
Yoongi: it came from namjoons room.
Jungkook: we need a weapon. How about this ketchup bottle.
Yoongi: ok, condiment king. Ketchup them to death.
Jungkook: let's go. *opens door* ???: AAAH!! Jungkook: AAAH!!
Jungkook: *sprays with ketchup* ???: Yah! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU IDIOT WHY DID YOU SPRAY ME WITH KETCHUP MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS RUINED OH MY GAWD?!
Jungkook: oh my god jin hyung I- yoongi told me to. Jin: WHAT? HE TOLD YOU TO DRENCH ME IN KETCHUP?
Yoongi: I don't have the patience for this. *walks away*
Jin: Thanks a lot, my beautiful face is ruined.
The end. Yeah idrk what I was even doing but here's a pic of doyoung for you. Thanks for 100 followers y'all ilysm