Jin: *eating a hamburger*
Y/N: where's our son? He was with you.
Jin: I sold him on ebay.
Y/N: very funny, now where is he, he has a doctor's appointment.
Jin: I sold him on ebay. *shows phone*
Y/N: KIM SEOKJIN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S OUR SON!
Jin: The guy said he'd give me a lifetime supply of Hamburgers.
Y/N: but now I have to pay thirty dollars for not coming to the appointment.
Ty for 100 followers! lyy