Evil things with red noses and cheap face paint,
If you think I'm going near them, well I ain't,
They're demons hiding under a cheap costume,
Ready to suck your soul out like a vacuum.
Don't trust their gleaming eyes and rosy cheeks,
Because they're evil and scheming freaks,
They'll hide behind you in the dead of night just waiting,
waiting to see if they can get a bite.
Their roundness and their stoutness in their bellies,
Comes from eating the young Kelton's and little Kellie's,
So don't trust their happy laughs and squirting flower,
Because trusting them will give them more POWER.