Ticket

I walked into the store.

Food and snacks galore.

I grab a little cart.

I know what this is for.

I run it down the aisle.

Finding beans and chicken, too.

I find all the stuff I need.

Oh store, I love you.

I go and get my white receipt.

I look all the way down.

I see a smiley face.

Man, that is a clown.

I drive home and hit a sign.

My whole car blows up.

Killing my pet frog.

And spilling my water cup.