Hello Guys !!
You did a great job by choosing to read the 3rd episode of "Something Sunday"
Today is a Special day thats why I named it " special sunday" So realistic!! I know right, hehe *sitting in a corner questioning my existence*
So , as you know my previous post was a flop , which made me heartbroken *sobbing* So I made something new and it is interesting !! * gasps * " I hope"
Welcome to ................
_The Badki and Chutki Show_
( For non-Indians : The Elder sister's and the younger sister's show) "Yeah I know the english version is pretty weird , but in hindi , its a cool name tho"
"So today I am joined by Badki aka @ze_enigma_write" "Lets start"
"Its an honor for me to interview @ze_enigma_write . Like wow , I never thought I can do so much!!"
"Aw! I am honoured to be here!"
*happy tears* " I hope we will have fun today, its gonna be great , wohoo!!"
" Yeah...... me too"
" So the speciality of this sunday is-"
"International Mother Language Day !! Yeah^^ I am so excited "
"So lets talk about mother languages , My mother language is hindi , What about you Badki?"
" Oh yeah , sorry I was distracted by your pet dog Tizen , he is sooo cute .. my mother tongue is Malayalam"
"ooooh Malayalam!! You know what A person had a test to write the reverse spelt word in the correct way and you know what he didn't have to do anything!! You know why??"
" Uhh.... no chutki , I don't know"
" Cuz it was , malayalam hehehehe , what a joke . I am such a genius hahahah"
" oooooooooooooohkkk Yeah it was a uhhh moderate joke , A+ for effort"
" Uhh yes thanks * questioning my purpose* So whats special about your mother tongue apart from the lame joke I made about"
" Umm I dont have any idea other than that it is really hard"
"Oh , sounds fun! so do you have difficulty speaking it??"
" Heavens no!! I dont have difficulty speaking or reading it , its just writing"
" Oh! it happens with me too regarding hindi , by the way , can you tell me a joke in malayalam ?"
"LDF varum ellam sheriaakum XD"
"Oh I didn't understand a word but sounds funny , I have a joke in my language too Mom:Gym jaane se John Cena to nahi ban rahe jaao padho kid: mom me school jaake Einstein bhi nahi ban raha" ( Seriously! this kid is savage)
" ooooh that burn!! *tsk* * tsk* savage bachcha hai bro"
"Ikr , so lets do some serious questions , shall we?"
" why not!! lets do'em "
"Why do we celebrate this day, International Mother Language Day , Lol 10 marks question Badki!"
"Umm .. soo that we can conserve our culture and languages....kind of , lol 2 marks answer"
"OH! smart answer bro , we must respect our culture and languages other than interest languages"
"yay!! lemme tell you a fact In france no one speaks english , as they think it would disrespect there language, they only speak french and if u wanna visit there... be ready with your google translator which is... broken lol hehehe"
"lmao , thats cool and yes the google translator is kinda broken , so as we are talkin about cultures why not add racist jokes huh??" (Yeah I know I am stupid , I shouldn't have said that but enjoy)
" yeah why not , just don't make them too racist other wise , that wouldn't be appropriate chutki , we must respect everyone's culture!!"
"ye ye mama *mocking * i promise they are funny 1.Being British is the best excuse for having meaningless humor *laughs evilly* hehe I am such a comedian "
"Whaaaaaaa- XDDDDD , ooooooffffff"
" So can you tell the greatest miracle done by jesus ??"
" Uhhh , walking on water , he is ninja jesus you know hahhahah"
"ehhhh ... no!!its Being a white person in the middle east, hahahah , thats so funny heheheheheh, I am a genius " (please don't take it seriously coz its just a joke , please )
"Wow -_- , he better not hear this but nice try , you will get better one day.........one sunny day...."
" yes , u are right * dead inside* so I would like to ask a final question to ya badki"
" what!! too soon , nevermind continue----"
"Any conclusions or last message to our audience ??"
" yeah I do have one Never think that you have too many books and as a side not if you really think you have extra give them to me lol"
" haha lol , sure young lady !! tathaastoo!!"
" Of course hehehe"
" Thankyou for joining me , I guess this will be the end of our never ending interview , I am sad tho , come gemme a hug" * hugs Badki*
"Thank YOU for having me here"
" So that was all for our long- long interview, I hope you had fun and wishing you a happy mother language day"
Special Thanks to @ze_enigma_write
See ya' and forgive me for any mistakes i commited during the interview coz it was unscripted