Quotes from Class
  9 likes
  •   2 comments
Share

_emotrash_Community member
Autoplay OFF  •  10 months ago

Quotes from Class

by _emotrash_

"Me...llamo...which means...my llama"

-T.

"I only know two compliments..."

"You look nice and your hair looks nice...and you smell nice too" -I.

"Yeah, well...you're a Hillary supporter!"

-N.N.

"Thank god none of you can vote"

-M.K. (History teacher)

"Thomas Jefferson was obsessed with mac and cheese..."

"What a weird dude"-M.C.

"Don't let Aaron Burr sneak into your bedroom"

"He wants to be in the room where it happens ;)"-M.C.

"M is my daddy. Her boyfriend is my mommy"

-R.W.

"You know, I'm just gonna assume that I'm right because..."

"I always am and this is a waste of time"-C.S.

"My thermostat keeps leaking!"

-M.C., holding a thermos

"I write about grass all the time"

-J.H.

"You need to dap it"

-R.L. (Journalism teacher)

"I could talk about the time I caught a can of corn"

-R.L. (Journalism teacher)

"You know we have class right now, right?"

-R.L. to a student that walked in twenty minutes late and said he had to leave (Journalism teacher)

"How did Dwayne Wade fit in that tiny box?"

-J.H.

"whY DO MY MARKERS ALL DIE???"

-R.L. (Journalism teacher)

"Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?"

-A.F.

"Everything annoys me"

-C.S.

"How many illegal people do you know?"

-J.H.

"I have an A"

-J.U., shrugging, after being asked if he's worried about college or having a career

"Go suck a dick, little kiddies"

-J.U.

"whY IS THERE SO MUCH DROOL?"

-C.S.

"What the fuck is wrong with that purple cactus?"

-J.U.

"I was refrelthing...WHY"

-C.S., stuttering and lisping at the same time

"Chim chimney chim chimney chim chim cheroo"

H.C. to M.C., with graphite all over his face

"It's the whitest sandwich in existence"

-C.S. about M.C.'s Subway order

"Choose Jesus"

-C.S. while pretending to pull out a Bible

"Auschwitz"

-C.S. trying to say "office"

"yoU LOOK JUST LIKE ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS"

-M.C. to W.S., who looks just like Eleven from Stranger Things

"Oh my god, you're a wizard..."

-W.S. to M.C. after he perfectly balanced one soda bottle on the cap of another

"If I poured salt and pepper in my eyes..."

"do you think they'd let me go home?"-M.C., holding a salt and pepper packet

"I'm never eating a caramel apple ever again..."

"I don't even want to see an apple"-A.F., coloring in caramel apple cutouts

"How the fuck do you draw a basilisk?"

-R.W.

"Oh my god, we're dressing up as knights!!"

-J.U. and M.C.

"We are the knights who say 'ni'!"

-M.C., wearing a knight costume

"I fucking love Monty Python"

-M.C., still in a knight costume

"The Wolf couldn't have blown down those houses!"

"He had asthma!"-R.L. (Journalism teacher)

"What would I write about the carpet?"

-R.L. (Journalism teacher)

"Share me your doc"

-R.L. (Journalism teacher)

"Gay. I think. That's the full title. 'Gay, I think'"

-M.C. after being asked what his sexuality is

"No. I wanna die"

-C.S. after being asked if she's alright

"IT'S CALLED A ZARF"

-M.C. after the sleeve fell off a cup of coffee

"Then you have your Poodiepie, your Markiplier..."

-R.L. (Journalism teacher)

"1000 parts of oxygen"

-N.K. (Science teacher)

"Turn around bright eyes"

-C.S. while spinning in a chair

"Love shack baby"

-M.C., shimmying after hearing the word "shack"

"Shaquille O'Neal"

-M.C., after hearing the word "shack"

"Don't hate the playah, hate the game"

-M.C. after seeing the Spanish word for beach

"Ya wunged it"

-R.W.

"This is like fourth hand applesauce"

-M.C.

"How do you make xanaxes?"

-C.C.

"Someone told me that you can like...make meth??"

-C.C.

"I love you"-J.H.

"I have to sneeze"-C.S.

"You can buy camels. I looked it up"

-N.K.

"Thank you for judging my life decisions"

-M.K. (History teacher)

"You're a camel"

-N.N.

"I'm not a religions teacher"-M.K. (History teacher)

"So you're an atheist?"-N.N.

"You have an eyelash"-M.C.

"Why don't you just get it?"-R.W. "Because I didn't want to touch you"-M.C.

"Let the light come into my eyes and blind me..."

"So I don't have to write this paper anymore"-C.S.

"I'm a fire! I'm a fire! I'm a fire!...PUT ME OUT!!!!!!"

-H.C.

"What a weave"

-M.C.

"Just a Helen of Troy"

-M.C., to the tune of Don't Stop Believing. I beg you. Look up "things that rhyme with coy" and sing it to the tune of Don't Stop Believing

"Just a mehoy minoy"

-M.C., to the tune of Don't Stop Believing

"Like what ISIS did?!?!"-M.L.

"Yes. That is what we're talking about. That's the topic. This entire class has been about ISIS. We're learning about Islamic conflicts"-M.C.

"What religion are they?"-M.K. (History teacher)

"Spanish!"-N.N. 'Turkish!""-S.H.

"I'm deducting your grade"

-R.W. after M.C. put a huge meme for his background on a presentation (pictured here as the background)----It's a picture of Lin Manuel-Miranda from Hamilton. M.C.'s presentation is on Hamilton

"THE UNREST IN FRANCE WILL LEAD TO ANARCHY!"

-M.C., knocking a Union Jack flag off the table

"I ate a box and a half of cereal today"

-Z.

"That stuff stinks"-M.K. (History teacher)

"Stop breathing it in!"-B.H. while painting her nails. In class

"50 years of eternal darkness, by Fall Out Boy"

-M.C.

"Oh! It's a lava!"

-S.G. (Second science teacher)

"Horizentality"

-S.G. (Second science teacher)

"How is that helicopter even holding that boat?"

-C.S.

"Crumpet crumpet mega thrust earthquake cheeky nandos"

-C.S. in a British accent

"It fucking teleported"

-C.S. when she lost her lunchbox

"It's so soft"

-C.S. while stroking M.C.'s eye

"You know what's a good band name? Mega thrust earthquake"

-M.C.

"I am being loved"

-M.C. while being repeatedly poked in the face with a pencil by C.S.

"Seduction occurs when the ocean floor moves"

-S.G. (Second science teacher)

"Lunch is a sacred time"

-J.H. at the mention of homework during lunch

"Flavors of volcano"

-S.G. (Second science teacher)

"This was a thrust-type earthquake. It was so big"

-S.G. (Second science teacher)

"MEGATHRUST"

-S.G. (Second science teacher)

"How thick ya pull out game?"

-B.H.

"What didn't they have that caused the population to double?

-M.K. (History teacher) "Death!"-S.H.

"Can I just retire?"

-R.L. (Journalism teacher)

"Notre Dame is a real thing?!"

-R.W.

"Ooh, fleas on rats, fleas on rats"

-M.K. (History teacher), to the tune of Hollaback Girl

"This plague is bubonic. B-U-B-O-N-I-C"

-M.K. (History teacher), to the tune of Hollaback Girl

"She's Leo and I'm Pisces. It's weird. We don't get along"

-Some White Girl

Stories We Think You'll Love
_emotrash_Community member
a year ago
About a friend

_emotrash_Community member
a year ago
Good Intentions
This is about Seblaine again (sigh) but it's a son...

_emotrash_Community member
2 months ago
This Is Who We Are
Whoops I did it again....I wrote another song abou...



lisaSilver CommaCats
10 months agoReply
LOL so funny

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
10 months agoReply
I love these reports from the front lines from you. Ignorance knows no bounds. Stupidity is a fatal disease. Thank you for these gems. Your observation skills are brilliant. You are the Will Rogers of your generation. Great work.!!! Build a career on it.