10 Funny Dark Jokes Part 4
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00051370 I am psychopath
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10 Funny Dark Jokes Part 4

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my things and right

The most corrupt CEO's are the ones as the pretzel company. We all know about there twisted smiles and schemes

I threw a boomerang a few days ago. I now live in constant fear

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies at some point

My boss says, "you are the worst train driver ever! How many people have you ran over this year?" "I don't know, so many that I cannot keep track."

The cemetery is so overcrowded. People decide to die to get in.

My boss said to enjoy my day. So I kill him and frame someone I don't like.

When I was a kid I was terrified of the dark. When I grew up electricity bills made me scared of the light.

I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof

I walk up to someone in the park and asked them which child was theirs playing on the playground. "I don't know i'm still choosing..."

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