Captain Kirk was sitting on the bridge with the rest of the crew of the SS Enterprise. They were coming up on a strange planet. It looked just like a baby's face... "Spock- can you, please tell us t...
“Oh, excuse me Mr. Expert-on-strangers. What, you got a crush on the new chick we found floatin’ around space?”
“It's not a crush. It's called bein’ polite and not calling people rude names.”
“Woah...
I apologize in advance for the lack of variety (or bizarre diversity) of the gifs, we're getting a little creative here O.o This one isn't as fun, but it's a butt-ton of foreshadowing with a splash of...
“Hi. The name’s Pool, Dead. I'm your new neighbor, the sexy guy always dressed in red. Kinda like Santa Claus except the presents are questionable compliments and detached body limbs.”
Lyrics from S...
Peter turned back to me, gaping. “You’re like Cinderella. And every other Disney princess combined.”
I still stood there, mouth full, hair dripping, loose squares falling out of my hand.
“I don't r...
In a world full spidermen, scientists in dire need of anger management, and mutants possessing supernatural powers, Evangeline Virginia Green faces a new crisis. Evangeline joins the Avengers on a mys...
I was looking at the beautiful moon out my window. It was very small but growing larger every day. "How much longer, captain?" "Two more days, now please stop asking me that question."