"Why have you taken away my chocolate?" "Because you're addicted, that's why."
uhhhh so I'm almost to 6,000 followers on here
I was hit in the head with a brick when I was only three months old. My older brother was so angry with me for stealing his girlfriend at the time. He was eighteen. I was only a baby. I think that he ...
When people get too tall they start to look like suspicious politicians. I'm serious, this isn't some kind of joke. I first noticed the uncanny resemblance when I was traveling to Salt Lake City last ...
My cat was offended by what I'd done with his art. He was really upset. "I'm taking your art to the curb!" I howled. "That's where it belongs!"
I got up out of bed and saw that there was a racoon standing by my closet. "We need to talk!" He declared.
Suffocating bliss🥀🖤
Black aesthetic.
Be kind and share your views 3>>
There was a pain deep in the pit of my stomach, so I called up the plumber. "Hi there, this is the plumber speaking."
I finally ate a cat last night. I know, it's a big moment for me, and so I hope you're as excited about this as I am. Let's just say that it was not as tasty as I'd hoped- in fact it was gross. It tas...
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FINALLY DID IT ASHAJSH
GO READ THA BAKUGO X READER ONESHOT AND THOSE WHO HAVE WATTPAD GO COMMENTTTTT
Go share it with ya frens too plz XD
"If I put the dog in its cage, then maybe I can go and buy nachos without anyone noticing!" "I'll notice," says God.
Today the sun is out and it's gonna be a great day. I can see all the way to the beach and I can even see a family of buffalo grazing on the lawn. On the sidewalk is a politician standing on a soap bo...
Why is it that people began accusing me of being a communist after I started speaking to my cat in French? This was really puzzling me and I needed answers- urgently. I bought the first bus ticket I c...
One time I ran for president and got so close to winning. I was even getting my picture taken to be used on all the ten dollar bills. I was so excited! I was probably gonna be rich! I called my family...
I had a frightening dream last night. I was just walking down the street, minding my VERY OWN BUSINESS. So I see this man approach me and he starts describing me, out loud, in front of people.
By k...
Every night before bed I make sure to call up my therapist and ask him a few questions. I always call at 11:30 pm, because before that he's taking a bath with his poodle and after that he is asleep....
I was at the play ground with my son. I was being a good dad by supporting my child on his birthday. "Thank you for joining me on this very special day, father! I can really feel the love!"
Sometimes I find peace in crowded places and masked faces but only the universe and its mystery makes my heart skip a beat.
"Why have you taken away my chocolate?" "Because you're addicted, that's why."
uhhhh so I'm almost to 6,000 followers on here
I was hit in the head with a brick when I was only three months old. My older brother was so angry with me for stealing his girlfriend at the time. He was eighteen. I was only a baby. I think that he ...
When people get too tall they start to look like suspicious politicians. I'm serious, this isn't some kind of joke. I first noticed the uncanny resemblance when I was traveling to Salt Lake City last ...
My cat was offended by what I'd done with his art. He was really upset. "I'm taking your art to the curb!" I howled. "That's where it belongs!"
I got up out of bed and saw that there was a racoon standing by my closet. "We need to talk!" He declared.
Suffocating bliss🥀🖤
Black aesthetic.
Be kind and share your views 3>>
There was a pain deep in the pit of my stomach, so I called up the plumber. "Hi there, this is the plumber speaking."
I finally ate a cat last night. I know, it's a big moment for me, and so I hope you're as excited about this as I am. Let's just say that it was not as tasty as I'd hoped- in fact it was gross. It tas...
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FINALLY DID IT ASHAJSH
GO READ THA BAKUGO X READER ONESHOT AND THOSE WHO HAVE WATTPAD GO COMMENTTTTT
Go share it with ya frens too plz XD
"If I put the dog in its cage, then maybe I can go and buy nachos without anyone noticing!" "I'll notice," says God.
Today the sun is out and it's gonna be a great day. I can see all the way to the beach and I can even see a family of buffalo grazing on the lawn. On the sidewalk is a politician standing on a soap bo...
Why is it that people began accusing me of being a communist after I started speaking to my cat in French? This was really puzzling me and I needed answers- urgently. I bought the first bus ticket I c...
One time I ran for president and got so close to winning. I was even getting my picture taken to be used on all the ten dollar bills. I was so excited! I was probably gonna be rich! I called my family...
I had a frightening dream last night. I was just walking down the street, minding my VERY OWN BUSINESS. So I see this man approach me and he starts describing me, out loud, in front of people.
By k...
Every night before bed I make sure to call up my therapist and ask him a few questions. I always call at 11:30 pm, because before that he's taking a bath with his poodle and after that he is asleep....
I was at the play ground with my son. I was being a good dad by supporting my child on his birthday. "Thank you for joining me on this very special day, father! I can really feel the love!"
Sometimes I find peace in crowded places and masked faces but only the universe and its mystery makes my heart skip a beat.