{"count":480702,"next":"https://commaful.com/api/stories/?format=json&page=22672","previous":"https://commaful.com/api/stories/?format=json&page=22670","results":[{"id":"e1abaf0d-790e-4e58-8fce-d719a9aad471","reaction_count":3,"reaction_counts":{"NI":3,"all":3,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"obiwan","author_description":"Thoughts Of Jedi Master and SW analysis","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"My fire alarm caught on fire once","first_page_image":"https://i.imgur.com/47RcbQC.jpg","first_page_images":{"s":"https://i.imgur.com/xxGHWN6.jpg","m":null,"l":"https://i.imgur.com/47RcbQC.jpg"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/c99c4bd6-3df2-fc53-b20a-1b69efdf09fe-1519949023455.jpeg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"obiwan","id":"0bd98f36-9226-4c69-889a-e828f6f19d44","nickname":"Obi-Wan Thoughts","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/c99c4bd6-3df2-fc53-b20a-1b69efdf09fe-1519949023455.jpeg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/t_c99c4bd6-3df2-fc53-b20a-1b69efdf09fe-1519949023455.jpeg","background_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/3244c6e3-c3ea-ce0e-7b0c-133c339074fc-1519949032414.jpeg","background_picture_preload":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/t_3244c6e3-c3ea-ce0e-7b0c-133c339074fc-1519949032414.jpeg","description":"Thoughts Of Jedi Master and SW analysis","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":54,"reaction_count":0,"following_count":0,"follower_count":19,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["obiwan","obi-wan kenobi","fanfiction","jedi master","caught","alarm","death","kenobi","jedi","fire","ironic"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2024-03-04T00:13:49.451424-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:21:04.161879-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"My fire alarm caught on fire once","description":"","thumbnail":"https://i.imgur.com/47RcbQC.jpg","slug":"my-fire-alarm-caught-on-fire-once","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:21:04.161631-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:21:04.161621-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":336,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"0bd98f36-9226-4c69-889a-e828f6f19d44","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"21a956fa-6bc3-46ce-8678-04cd7b9d1001","reaction_count":2,"reaction_counts":{"NI":2,"all":2,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"giall2001","author_description":"phs","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"A restaurant told employees","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1505751172876-fa1923c5c528?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=45532e065e7f30a8715a699534fe5ffb","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1505751172876-fa1923c5c528?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=30&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&s=70100766f796ca5b53465a793ddc3e42","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1505751172876-fa1923c5c528?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=45532e065e7f30a8715a699534fe5ffb"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4c2tix7wb1rpszhyo1_500.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"giall2001","id":"f71d10b1-4bf3-46e5-88a1-7b7a42470de4","nickname":"Giall2001","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4c2tix7wb1rpszhyo1_500.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4c2tix7wb1rpszhyo1_500_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"phs","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":5,"reaction_count":7353,"following_count":0,"follower_count":2,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","squeeze","dress","politics","news","tight","need","depends","employees","women","limerick","restaurant","success","poetry","implying"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2020-11-21T04:57:53.897921-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:20:26.951639-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"A restaurant told employees","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1505751172876-fa1923c5c528?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=45532e065e7f30a8715a699534fe5ffb","slug":"a-restaurant-told-employees","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:20:26.951394-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:20:26.951382-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":299,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"f71d10b1-4bf3-46e5-88a1-7b7a42470de4","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"1796d1e8-8d3f-48c5-9918-2b722080d312","reaction_count":1,"reaction_counts":{"NI":1,"all":1,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"mysecutage","author_description":"trying every day 💞","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Defensively, Vladimir Putin","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1461009209120-103a8f970745?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=f4e60d365e1db3d8189051380a1975d0","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1461009209120-103a8f970745?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=35&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=400&fit=max&s=d1b738a6c9874f5adeb030dc40ec32e1","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1461009209120-103a8f970745?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=f4e60d365e1db3d8189051380a1975d0"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640 (35).jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"mysecutage","id":"77f20512-afb1-4ab8-9a20-6a91de7ea91e","nickname":"Mysecutage","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640 (35).jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640 (35)_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"trying every day 💞","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":3,"reaction_count":7446,"following_count":0,"follower_count":3,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["resentful","poems","statement","vladimir","defensively","delivered","refutin","surly","imputin","charge","politics","left","news","limerick","strongly","poetry","putin"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2023-12-17T17:52:47.525583-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:20:23.213734-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Defensively, Vladimir Putin","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1461009209120-103a8f970745?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=f4e60d365e1db3d8189051380a1975d0","slug":"defensively-vladimir-putin","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:20:23.213492-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:20:23.213481-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":363,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"77f20512-afb1-4ab8-9a20-6a91de7ea91e","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"f4140cf6-794f-483b-be2b-59ea7ec675b0","reaction_count":0,"reaction_counts":{"all":0,"top":[]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"yourien","author_description":"good vibes only","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Some Tories went out of their way","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1483048510502-ea759dff6a92?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=47921ccfb8b3ebd3e81163be1d1e6320","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1483048510502-ea759dff6a92?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=35&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=400&fit=max&s=78bf8e668d2182127610fead86f7887f","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1483048510502-ea759dff6a92?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=47921ccfb8b3ebd3e81163be1d1e6320"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_96eprn00yzokkwgccsow4c888_640.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"yourien","id":"85ef5097-8f0e-4504-88c5-74c0e7ed9206","nickname":"Yourien","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_96eprn00yzokkwgccsow4c888_640.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_96eprn00yzokkwgccsow4c888_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"good vibes only","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":11,"reaction_count":7479,"following_count":0,"follower_count":1,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","note","dealings","trust","politics","bay","news","justin","guantanamo","limerick","tories","speak","poetry"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2020-12-13T17:33:28.511336-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:19:45.278096-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Some Tories went out of their way","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1483048510502-ea759dff6a92?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=47921ccfb8b3ebd3e81163be1d1e6320","slug":"some-tories-went-out-of-their-way","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:19:45.277848-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:19:45.277836-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":239,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"85ef5097-8f0e-4504-88c5-74c0e7ed9206","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"a996d183-d981-42bd-82cf-f533a35ae474","reaction_count":2,"reaction_counts":{"NI":2,"all":2,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"thessfy","author_description":"21 Happily taken","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Doug Ford is a man who is stacked","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1517081460079-744b49f43412?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=5fccd4acd8e967a30ec0f823483da849","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1517081460079-744b49f43412?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=30&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=459be0faa21048eafbac140a5f4e828b","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1517081460079-744b49f43412?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=5fccd4acd8e967a30ec0f823483da849"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_em3y5somgg848s80gw40ow400_640.png","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"thessfy","id":"597333fa-774d-4be8-8866-2fc31e1a3ec6","nickname":"Thessfy","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_em3y5somgg848s80gw40ow400_640.png","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_em3y5somgg848s80gw40ow400_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"21 Happily taken","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":4,"reaction_count":7472,"following_count":0,"follower_count":4,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","honour","stacked","ford","tact","step","politics","true","amp","doug","news","decency","rude","sued","retract","limerick","poetry"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2024-03-03T21:14:23.446666-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:19:33.955761-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Doug Ford is a man who is stacked","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1517081460079-744b49f43412?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=5fccd4acd8e967a30ec0f823483da849","slug":"doug-ford-is-a-man-who-is-stacked","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:19:33.955510-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:19:33.955499-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":377,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"597333fa-774d-4be8-8866-2fc31e1a3ec6","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"a608a199-22d8-4e60-8939-64a514f273b3","reaction_count":0,"reaction_counts":{"all":0,"top":[]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"dinge1993","author_description":"do big things","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Milo Y","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1464500422302-6188776dcbf3?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=800&fit=max&s=13a251e165d348e6f6a882e4aec1ad35","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1464500422302-6188776dcbf3?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&s=a0b6d634cb20785358647495b8f66b39","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1464500422302-6188776dcbf3?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=800&fit=max&s=13a251e165d348e6f6a882e4aec1ad35"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_5q5nzeosm04k4cg44kccwwwk4_640_v2.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"dinge1993","id":"233dc797-2038-4ee3-a67f-11969a93e305","nickname":"Dinge1993","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_5q5nzeosm04k4cg44kccwwwk4_640_v2.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_5q5nzeosm04k4cg44kccwwwk4_640_v2_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"do big things","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":5,"reaction_count":7444,"following_count":0,"follower_count":1,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","writing","simon","believed","booster","politics","amp","schuster","shite","news","radical","bright","limerick","erstwhile","milo","poetry","concluded","witty"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2021-01-05T04:09:04.190734-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:19:29.515996-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Milo Y","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1464500422302-6188776dcbf3?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=800&fit=max&s=13a251e165d348e6f6a882e4aec1ad35","slug":"milo-y","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:19:29.515746-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:19:29.515734-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":227,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"233dc797-2038-4ee3-a67f-11969a93e305","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"60838f05-8f9e-4b1e-b368-53329835594d","reaction_count":3,"reaction_counts":{"NI":3,"all":3,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"haray2000","author_description":"I'm so sweet I'm bitter","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"It’s perfectly clear: the new Q","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1483521260200-abf26aaf98d6?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=b0b36fcc37342fae24daba6ee560f9bc","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1483521260200-abf26aaf98d6?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=35&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=400&fit=max&s=89d874e71652dbf27a29357d946472a7","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1483521260200-abf26aaf98d6?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=b0b36fcc37342fae24daba6ee560f9bc"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4874nlvti1r0ne69o1_500.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"haray2000","id":"995e133c-bec8-492b-8532-fe6870a39caf","nickname":"Haray2000","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4874nlvti1r0ne69o1_500.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4874nlvti1r0ne69o1_500_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"I'm so sweet I'm bitter","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":7,"reaction_count":7576,"following_count":0,"follower_count":0,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","clear","written","rebranded","lowercase","notwithstanding","branding","politics","news","limerick","new","supposed","poetry"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2020-11-26T00:08:58.344180-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:19:09.107647-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"It’s perfectly clear: the new Q","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1483521260200-abf26aaf98d6?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=b0b36fcc37342fae24daba6ee560f9bc","slug":"its-perfectly-clear-the-new-q","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:19:09.107405-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:19:09.107394-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":492,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"995e133c-bec8-492b-8532-fe6870a39caf","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"9990a566-ccf2-4625-b957-4098994a8463","reaction_count":3,"reaction_counts":{"NI":3,"all":3,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"sublarton","author_description":"Reciprocidade","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Each country’s officials now hafta","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516959328599-c7ca70a9dbcb?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=70c236c68daee302e165146dbb196524","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516959328599-c7ca70a9dbcb?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=30&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=ad215680afdc251db45fe7cc3c04d28c","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516959328599-c7ca70a9dbcb?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=70c236c68daee302e165146dbb196524"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4pkmbdr2o1u403gzo1_500.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"sublarton","id":"603ac6ad-43c5-49ee-9b75-f2408cff0687","nickname":"Sublarton","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4pkmbdr2o1u403gzo1_500.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_p4pkmbdr2o1u403gzo1_500_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"Reciprocidade","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":7,"reaction_count":7514,"following_count":0,"follower_count":0,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","ideas","officials","lafta","provoking","politics","country","messes","news","propose","hafta","contemptuous","limerick","nafta","poetry"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2024-03-03T21:17:33.291877-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:18:43.728107-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Each country’s officials now hafta","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516959328599-c7ca70a9dbcb?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=70c236c68daee302e165146dbb196524","slug":"each-countrys-officials-now-hafta","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:18:43.727877-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:18:43.727867-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":18,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"603ac6ad-43c5-49ee-9b75-f2408cff0687","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"b8887c46-fb37-4fac-a9fe-ccea73a74b46","reaction_count":3,"reaction_counts":{"NI":3,"all":3,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"saitte","author_description":"Community member","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"And so, all across the US,","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1431965400057-a84b80cfdbff?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=5d12f49a230ce52b6baf5a0959209697","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1431965400057-a84b80cfdbff?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=35&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=400&fit=max&s=4e89a526d914d185238db9993729f87e","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1431965400057-a84b80cfdbff?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=5d12f49a230ce52b6baf5a0959209697"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_inline_p2cjokxyeb1rbhgy4_540.png","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"saitte","id":"562184e3-b7d2-4323-8bcc-94ec171bc0f9","nickname":"Saitte","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_inline_p2cjokxyeb1rbhgy4_540.png","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_inline_p2cjokxyeb1rbhgy4_540_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":3,"reaction_count":7238,"following_count":0,"follower_count":2,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","git","shit","politics","express","news","chose","old","lines","limerick","americans","poetry","cranky"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2024-03-03T21:26:01.479665-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:18:23.743437-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"And so, all across the US,","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1431965400057-a84b80cfdbff?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=5d12f49a230ce52b6baf5a0959209697","slug":"and-so-all-across-the-us","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:18:23.743200-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:18:23.743189-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":337,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"562184e3-b7d2-4323-8bcc-94ec171bc0f9","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"8b687338-7d8c-47d6-8d33-b0011d234d8e","reaction_count":2,"reaction_counts":{"NI":2,"all":2,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"doliork","author_description":"aka a rainbow","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"The PM as pipeline approver","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1490127252417-7c393f993ee4?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=800&fit=max&s=194422ed8ebd33c19b282157e2a5145c","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1490127252417-7c393f993ee4?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&s=e1fd788cd1f5741b6be63e36f15bd4de","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1490127252417-7c393f993ee4?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=800&fit=max&s=194422ed8ebd33c19b282157e2a5145c"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640 (61).jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"doliork","id":"db5e5b82-7011-4ebb-b2ad-da3290f6d0bc","nickname":"Doliork","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640 (61).jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640 (61)_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"aka a rainbow","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":5,"reaction_count":7628,"following_count":0,"follower_count":0,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","metro","pipeline","vancouver","manoeuvre","politics","depresses","news","approver","yeses","limerick","mayors","poetry","perturbs"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2024-03-03T21:41:36.721441-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:18:22.834084-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"The PM as pipeline approver","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1490127252417-7c393f993ee4?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=800&fit=max&s=194422ed8ebd33c19b282157e2a5145c","slug":"the-pm-as-pipeline-approver","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:18:22.833839-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:18:22.833827-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":185,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"db5e5b82-7011-4ebb-b2ad-da3290f6d0bc","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"2d2b9b71-2283-4515-9fa2-7f435704bec6","reaction_count":3,"reaction_counts":{"NI":3,"all":3,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"ficame1997","author_description":"featured twice","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Choose me or lose me","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1472119656866-2e3cf09c4eff?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=70&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=6005e8bd44081ec20d4444e13a07d55e","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1472119656866-2e3cf09c4eff?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=60&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=400&fit=max&s=0464a8d8ac3c6d3c9bb406daeb7a110a","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1472119656866-2e3cf09c4eff?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=70&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=6005e8bd44081ec20d4444e13a07d55e"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_1s59w5lkmakkkkk40go88ogsc_640.png","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"ficame1997","id":"49fc1191-8fa1-4a54-9d42-f8ea577ae6cf","nickname":"Ficame1997","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_1s59w5lkmakkkkk40go88ogsc_640.png","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_1s59w5lkmakkkkk40go88ogsc_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"featured twice","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":4,"reaction_count":7500,"following_count":0,"follower_count":1,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["choice","emotions","plan","choose","amp","emotional","love","lose","feelings","definitely","relationships","thoughts","backup","girl"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2023-05-19T21:12:26.947649-07:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:18:18.149748-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Choose me or lose me","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1472119656866-2e3cf09c4eff?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=70&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=6005e8bd44081ec20d4444e13a07d55e","slug":"choose-me-or-lose-me","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:18:18.149516-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:18:18.149505-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":409,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"49fc1191-8fa1-4a54-9d42-f8ea577ae6cf","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"ae824693-f2d9-47f5-ac3d-7dcf8e826ffb","reaction_count":4,"reaction_counts":{"NI":4,"all":4,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"notty1999","author_description":"#positivevibesonlyhunnty","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"I hate forced friendships , forced interactions , forced conversations","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1502640403806-cf2ac7a5d37a?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=5e680b1a415f146aabf885d39ec0a7a9","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1502640403806-cf2ac7a5d37a?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=200&fit=max&s=237b521b711c73c7f38999285227543d","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1502640403806-cf2ac7a5d37a?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=5e680b1a415f146aabf885d39ec0a7a9"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_3gdmm59ti3uok4wc0ockc8gkk_640.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"notty1999","id":"50a2508f-ae8b-4b30-9d2c-0dcebf10561b","nickname":"Notty1999","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_3gdmm59ti3uok4wc0ockc8gkk_640.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_3gdmm59ti3uok4wc0ockc8gkk_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"#positivevibesonlyhunnty","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":5,"reaction_count":7424,"following_count":0,"follower_count":3,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["forced","emotions","basically","conversations","emotional","love","feelings","vibe","relationships","thoughts","hate","friendships","girl","interactions"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2020-12-13T18:49:15.935603-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:17:59.894225-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"I hate forced friendships , forced interactions , forced conversations","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1502640403806-cf2ac7a5d37a?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=5e680b1a415f146aabf885d39ec0a7a9","slug":"i-hate-forced-friendships--forced-interactions--","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:17:59.893981-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:17:59.893970-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":246,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"50a2508f-ae8b-4b30-9d2c-0dcebf10561b","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"d3af5f6f-86da-49e6-8293-cc240dee51dd","reaction_count":0,"reaction_counts":{"all":0,"top":[]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"whoul1996","author_description":"Why not","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Responded the chap poised to be","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1501758382187-5f6eb6d660f7?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=042c6bdad4f6be4539817500b77a3541","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1501758382187-5f6eb6d660f7?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=200&fit=max&s=483bc99051ffcb62b0d90e3302a0766e","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1501758382187-5f6eb6d660f7?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=042c6bdad4f6be4539817500b77a3541"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_aidf1r1n0e0w4w0ossks48cog_640.png","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"whoul1996","id":"252c401c-a17d-4b56-a29c-c1424e4ff60c","nickname":"Whoul1996","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_aidf1r1n0e0w4w0ossks48cog_640.png","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_aidf1r1n0e0w4w0ossks48cog_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"Why not","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":2,"reaction_count":7453,"following_count":0,"follower_count":5,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","nominee","politics","gop","chap","poised","responded","advice","news","speaking","limerick","poetry","precise"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2020-12-10T04:12:30.320352-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:17:53.810464-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Responded the chap poised to be","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1501758382187-5f6eb6d660f7?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=042c6bdad4f6be4539817500b77a3541","slug":"responded-the-chap-poised-to-be","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:17:53.810232-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:17:53.810221-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":25,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"252c401c-a17d-4b56-a29c-c1424e4ff60c","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"0392ca9d-ac74-41b3-a89b-a0a69dd1c6c7","reaction_count":2,"reaction_counts":{"NI":2,"all":2,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"wituare","author_description":"Himjust a basic Aussie girl","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"If true that the masculine beard","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1450297166380-cabe503887e5?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=064043faf60729da550b7d1f7ebd5bb5","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1450297166380-cabe503887e5?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=35&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=400&fit=max&s=aea1703755ef49f93408784df0722ee7","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1450297166380-cabe503887e5?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=064043faf60729da550b7d1f7ebd5bb5"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_19fexxuukusk4cgow0gsscsoc_640.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"wituare","id":"fdb41e67-c5c4-4073-89a5-d402fe346736","nickname":"Wituare","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_19fexxuukusk4cgow0gsscsoc_640.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_19fexxuukusk4cgow0gsscsoc_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"Himjust a basic Aussie girl","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":6,"reaction_count":7415,"following_count":0,"follower_count":2,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","appeals","notoriety","sheared","current","politics","true","amp","weird","news","beard","uncommon","society","limerick","facially","masculine","hearten","poetry"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2021-01-09T10:48:51.847536-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:17:09.489125-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"If true that the masculine beard","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1450297166380-cabe503887e5?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=064043faf60729da550b7d1f7ebd5bb5","slug":"if-true-that-the-masculine-beard","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:17:09.488881-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:17:09.488872-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":381,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"fdb41e67-c5c4-4073-89a5-d402fe346736","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"e649d06e-9181-491e-99e2-7f4841c553d3","reaction_count":1,"reaction_counts":{"NI":1,"all":1,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"wastfultaint","author_description":"chocolatetley chip frap.","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Don’t worry about how slow you’re going","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1499890977045-4c1d9a0f9eaf?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=ef5d8f0dcca6bfbe23b5aebe0d827ac0","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1499890977045-4c1d9a0f9eaf?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=200&fit=max&s=080f8bc3fc806ecbb3e897614a20bdf0","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1499890977045-4c1d9a0f9eaf?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=ef5d8f0dcca6bfbe23b5aebe0d827ac0"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_27j23zujxyskcwoooc8k8k8s0_640.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"wastfultaint","id":"ce575088-7c6f-463c-88e4-d9d63aff3856","nickname":"Wastfultaint","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_27j23zujxyskcwoooc8k8k8s0_640.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_27j23zujxyskcwoooc8k8k8s0_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"chocolatetley chip frap.","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":3,"reaction_count":7592,"following_count":0,"follower_count":3,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["moving","progress","relatable","love","feelings","life","worry","emotion","girl","slow"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2020-10-10T07:47:52.284881-07:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:16:59.252177-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Don’t worry about how slow you’re going","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1499890977045-4c1d9a0f9eaf?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&s=ef5d8f0dcca6bfbe23b5aebe0d827ac0","slug":"dont-worry-about-how-slow-youre-going","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:16:59.251920-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:16:59.251909-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":375,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"ce575088-7c6f-463c-88e4-d9d63aff3856","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"ba654508-39ff-4716-9618-4bd88be9cb19","reaction_count":3,"reaction_counts":{"NI":3,"all":3,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"iampoems","author_description":"poetic justice","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Although I hide it","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1514281920314-d16b89f063d0?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9%0A&s=54e1026b661833614e29b6396ee7b18c","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1514281920314-d16b89f063d0?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=30&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9%0A&s=cf7aa9cee6ff4c4611e1b70fa93be0f5","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1514281920314-d16b89f063d0?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9%0A&s=54e1026b661833614e29b6396ee7b18c"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/c7fab857-466e-f073-c658-5b49b0726a4f-1519455228044.jpeg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"iampoems","id":"9d371f1e-c207-4f1f-a2ae-80a72dbf2248","nickname":"Life Is A Poem","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/c7fab857-466e-f073-c658-5b49b0726a4f-1519455228044.jpeg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/t_c7fab857-466e-f073-c658-5b49b0726a4f-1519455228044.jpeg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"poetic justice","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":458,"reaction_count":7533,"following_count":0,"follower_count":152,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":["gft"],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","thinking","taira","shows","face","love","haiku","asks","kanemori","classics","hide","poetry","poet"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2024-03-03T21:10:48.671130-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:16:42.364208-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Although I hide it","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1514281920314-d16b89f063d0?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9%0A&s=54e1026b661833614e29b6396ee7b18c","slug":"although-i-hide-it","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:16:42.363975-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:16:42.363964-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":319,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"9d371f1e-c207-4f1f-a2ae-80a72dbf2248","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"91d5d152-b944-447c-b4a4-571a2c8cae69","reaction_count":0,"reaction_counts":{"all":0,"top":[]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"anksat","author_description":"Ohhi","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"In Florida, in a short span,","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1504279979626-c377a6c47600?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=2c8a851418f13374c56e7890681ca7a1","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1504279979626-c377a6c47600?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=30&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=9c9223d4faf0feeceef0980f3003b8ce","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1504279979626-c377a6c47600?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=2c8a851418f13374c56e7890681ca7a1"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_8gf93uic45c00ow0scggc4sok_640.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"anksat","id":"e6166255-94e5-48c1-9f77-8b4c5fbfc5ae","nickname":"Anksat","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_8gf93uic45c00ow0scggc4sok_640.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_8gf93uic45c00ow0scggc4sok_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"Ohhi","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":3,"reaction_count":7535,"following_count":0,"follower_count":0,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","span","talked","mocked","politics","people","archvillainess","news","florida","short","hurricane","limerick","local","landfall","ann","worry","poetry"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2021-01-05T00:28:15.743164-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:16:18.348985-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"In Florida, in a short span,","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1504279979626-c377a6c47600?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=2c8a851418f13374c56e7890681ca7a1","slug":"in-florida-in-a-short-span","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:16:18.348739-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:16:18.348726-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":309,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"e6166255-94e5-48c1-9f77-8b4c5fbfc5ae","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"ab06dc4b-de16-4ace-b22c-df257ed7055b","reaction_count":1,"reaction_counts":{"NI":1,"all":1,"top":["NI"]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"beravi","author_description":"Community member","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Americans had an election","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1461532257246-777de18cd58b?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=5b967426f24d07efb36c8aa1c785cd90","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1461532257246-777de18cd58b?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=30&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=b4e760908c97565fb9d93b6e290ac1fb","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1461532257246-777de18cd58b?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=5b967426f24d07efb36c8aa1c785cd90"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_inline_nixgdj8sm41qax5zc.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"beravi","id":"a10d9849-f292-4c76-803f-566a8ead1404","nickname":"Beravi","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_inline_nixgdj8sm41qax5zc.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_inline_nixgdj8sm41qax5zc_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":3,"reaction_count":7032,"following_count":0,"follower_count":0,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","facing","russia","envoy","direction","bracing","politics","news","election","ejection","funny","limerick","americans","sanctions","poetry","sizable"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2024-03-04T00:01:33.982621-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:16:17.811192-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Americans had an election","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1461532257246-777de18cd58b?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=5b967426f24d07efb36c8aa1c785cd90","slug":"americans-had-an-election","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:16:17.810954-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:16:17.810942-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":268,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"a10d9849-f292-4c76-803f-566a8ead1404","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"879ad9a9-6088-45e7-ba0d-2259aa4e7a6c","reaction_count":0,"reaction_counts":{"all":0,"top":[]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"exclore1997","author_description":"osu GAMER","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"“The villainous Lib’rals aspire”","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516244817-35be50490a8f?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=465644b7db779fa39056d0840003f3be","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516244817-35be50490a8f?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=30&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=e8987c54c8184d4f897e3d620ac8b1fa","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516244817-35be50490a8f?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=465644b7db779fa39056d0840003f3be"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_ozmy19feqy1r6yfuj_frame1.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"exclore1997","id":"f73764b1-d585-4cf0-bd4f-96d295317b7e","nickname":"Exclore1997","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_ozmy19feqy1r6yfuj_frame1.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_ozmy19feqy1r6yfuj_frame1_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"osu GAMER","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":3,"reaction_count":7447,"following_count":0,"follower_count":2,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","gather","conservative","sell","reefer","politics","intoned","amp","news","lib","villainous","neighbourhood","rals","lots","tots","limerick","supplier","flyer","poetry","aspire"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2020-11-12T00:57:50.796745-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:16:13.741953-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"“The villainous Lib’rals aspire”","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1516244817-35be50490a8f?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=465644b7db779fa39056d0840003f3be","slug":"the-villainous-librals-aspire","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:16:13.741706-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:16:13.741695-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":11,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"f73764b1-d585-4cf0-bd4f-96d295317b7e","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null},{"id":"7b06ca7a-cbee-4749-b7ea-ab688efb11d1","reaction_count":0,"reaction_counts":{"all":0,"top":[]},"shoutout_count":0,"username":"efte2003","author_description":"Savage","user_reactions":[],"user_shouted_out":false,"first_page_text":"Advanced scientific techniques","first_page_image":"https://images.unsplash.com/18/run.JPG?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=f07a748767bcdf2acb773ea673e8169b","first_page_images":{"s":"https://images.unsplash.com/18/run.JPG?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=30&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=90&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=30a3db8033fcdd740cefbb00bdd95e3f","m":null,"l":"https://images.unsplash.com/18/run.JPG?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=f07a748767bcdf2acb773ea673e8169b"},"author_profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_amqaxnn07tkccowkowgk00kgk_640.jpg","author_is_identity_verified":false,"author_is_elite":false,"author":{"username":"efte2003","id":"c804d0bb-db9f-4b35-8c65-9ff975590044","nickname":"Efte2003","profile_picture":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_amqaxnn07tkccowkowgk00kgk_640.jpg","profile_picture_thumb":"https://cdn.commaful.com/media/public/images/profile/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_amqaxnn07tkccowkowgk00kgk_640_t.jpg","background_picture":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default.jpg","background_picture_preload":"https://d2ekxuuyaakxli.cloudfront.net/media/public/images/pencil/assets/cover_default_preload.jpg","description":"Savage","is_following":null,"shoutout_count":0,"story_count":4,"reaction_count":7460,"following_count":0,"follower_count":1,"is_ambassador":false,"is_following_you":null,"is_identity_verified":false,"is_elite":false,"num_words_read":0,"is_blocked":false,"featured_badge":null,"badges":[],"social_urls":{},"about":{}},"type":"story","tags":["poems","scientific","cases","dinosaur","techniques","enable","usual","politics","news","beaks","tweaks","genetical","birds","instead","limerick","advanced","poetry","faces"],"series":null,"image_collection_id":null,"img_story_src_details":{},"poll_info":null,"paywall_amount":null,"paywall_unlocked":false,"modified":"2020-11-23T12:40:37.134046-08:00","created":"2018-03-15T12:16:02.985079-07:00","deleted":null,"title":"Advanced scientific techniques","description":"","thumbnail":"https://images.unsplash.com/18/run.JPG?ixlib=rb-0.3.5&q=50&fm=jpg&crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&w=720&fit=max&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMjZ9&s=f07a748767bcdf2acb773ea673e8169b","slug":"advanced-scientific-techniques","categories":[],"privacy":"P","published_public":"2018-03-15T12:16:02.984840-07:00","published":"2018-03-15T12:16:02.984829-07:00","share_gif":null,"share_photoset":{},"share_vid":null,"share_vid_short":null,"share_vid_preview":null,"page_hit_mark":286,"comment_count":0,"dedications":{},"draft_text":null,"draft_details":{},"is_nsfw":false,"is_multi_ad":false,"is_spellbound":false,"is_monetized":false,"paywall":0,"cutoff_page":null,"userId":"c804d0bb-db9f-4b35-8c65-9ff975590044","img_story_src":null,"promoted_story":null}]}